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Brett Spivey Does The Residents Doing Christmas

by Brett Spivey

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Fire 01:48
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no presents, Has no presence In the future... ...In the future A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness severed sleeves Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Snowness severed sleeves A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eves Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Effervescent eves A greeting and a meeting team of hoarse and frosty words Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Hoarse and frosty words A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Other noxious herbs A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no presents Has no presence In the Future!
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Lizard Lady 01:56
What's a woman going to do But throw away her bread; Her feet are feeling funny As she lies beneath the bed; She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea, And then she crawls and counts her cans And twitches like a flea. What she really likes to do Is sit upon a pew, And make believe that time has stopped And motionless is new; Planes are stranded in the sky And drains are stopping, too, And she alone is laughing under Eyelids full of flu. She scurries hurries worries that The wicked will receive Their candy from a handsome man And coffee from a thief; She gazes at a hourglass and Asks it if it cares, And then she wonders if the lizard Likes his lettuce rare: "Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea, Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me! Release me lizard! Licking lizard, blizzard of the bea, Mushed inside a sock you still dare me --- to die Dare me to die --- at home..." "Coating all my lungs with honey, Sticky coating running runny, Feet of lizard fly! And stop and fly and stop and fly And flicker tongue is licking out To find me --- feel me. Hide! Hide from the tongue! The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing! Over land and under ashes, In the sunlight, see -- it flashes, Find a fly and eat his eye, But don't believe in me. Don't believe in me. Don't believe in me."
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Golden Rings 02:21
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Red Rider 01:03
Cellar doors were open For the storms were out that night The night reflected from the leaves The sky was still too bright I saw her passing as the wind Was rising in the air She rode upon a red bicycle And she had red hair
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Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding name Was Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blame For putting the gun in your grand-daddy's hand As he was imprinting your face in the sand. The part of the pork chop that you left behind, Has given me breakfast and rendered me blind; I still want you, baby, and I miss you so much. I hated your body, but I needed your touch. Weight Lifting Lulu Is under the lawn Weight Lifting Lulu Forever is gone.
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Rabbit Habit 02:55
If I see a rabbit, I grab it affectionately I’ve got the rabbit habit and nobody has it like me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEE He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEEE!
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These are some of my favorite Residents pieces. These are my renditions in honor of the genius that is The Residents. I hope you enjoy.

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released December 23, 2012

All titles on this album were written by The Residents.

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