Mr. Eyeball's Fantastical Karaoke Apparatus

by Brett Spivey

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Mr. Eyeball's Fatastical Karaoke Apparatus is a tour de force for any Residents or Snakefinger fan that has alway wanted to sing along in their own way. Now's your chance.

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released December 25, 2016

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Track Name: Fire
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
(has no presence)
In the future

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
(Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, snowness and of sleeves)
A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eaves
(Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, effervescent eaves
A greeting and a meeting team of elves and frosty words
(Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, elves and frosty words)
A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs
(Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, other noxious herbs)

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves (Santa! Santa!)
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves (Santa! Santa!)

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
(has no presence)
In the future
Track Name: Blue Rosebuds
I love you and 'cause I do
My sky has changed
>From grey to blue
But blue's not just
A color of the rainbow
It's shade is not a hazy hue
But pure and hard
My blue sky blue
It's like a Roman candle
Coming rosebuds
"Your words are empty hollow bleatings
Of a mental crutch
They're open-festered indigestion
With a velvet touch
An ether-eating Eskimo
Would gag upon your sight
Convulsed into oblivion
>From laughter or from fright
A coma with a swee t aroma
Is your only dream
Malignant with the misconception
That a grunt can gleam
Your lichen-covered corpuscles
Are filthy to my fist
Infection is your finest flower
Mildewed in the mist."
I love you and 'cause I do
My skies have changed
>From grey to blue
But blue's not just a color
Of the rainbow
It's shade is not a hazy hue
But pure and hard
My blue sky blue
It's like a Roman candle
Coming rosebuds
Blue rosebuds
Track Name: Easter Woman
Down, feeling down
I'm down, down down
Down, feeling down
I'm down, down down

Easter woman came today
And took away my wife
Took her through an open doorway
To the afterlife
Track Name: Weight Lifting Lulu
Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding name
Was Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blame
For putting the gun in your grand-daddy's hand
As he was imprinting your face in the sand.
The part of the pork chop that you left behind,
Has given me breakfast and rendered me blind;
I still want you, baby, and I miss you so much.
I hated your body, but I needed your touch.
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Weight Lifting Lulu
Is under the lawn
Weight Lifting Lulu
Forever is gone.
Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/the-residents/weightlifting-lulu-lyrics/#3P63yrDGecVCvbUU.99
Track Name: Rabbit Habit
If I see a rabbit, I grab it affectionately
I’ve got the rabbit habit and nobody has it like me
I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me
I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love
I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEE
He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he
He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he
I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me
I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEEE!
Track Name: Forty-Four No More
Once I lived on a dead end street
With a little bitty woman with big ol' feet
It was always dark, we was always poor
The number outside was forty-four

One day bad blood creeped in my mind
Sucked on my soul and made me blind
I thought she lied, so I opened the drawer
Pulled out my bullets and my forty-four

Forty-four, it was forty-four
He couldn't stand that number no more
Forty-four, it was forty-four
Don't wanna hear that number no more

I found her in the store with a preacher man
Who laughed when she slapped the gun out of my hand
A train went by as I ran out the door
The number on the engine was forty-four

I rode that train to New Orleans
And took my tears to a voodoo queen
I couldn't live like that no more
It was my birthday, I was forty-four

Forty-four, he was forty-four
He couldn't stand that number no more
Forty-four, he was forty-four
Don't wanna hear that number no more



Read more: Residents - Forty-Four No More Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Track Name: Lizard Lady
What's a woman going to do but throw away her bread
Her feet are feeling funny as she lies beneath the bed
She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea
And then she crawls and counts her cans and twitches like a flea

What she really likes to do is sit upon a pew
And make believe that time has stopped and motionless is new
Planes are stranded in the sky and drains are stopping, too
She alone is laughing under eyelids full of flu

She scurries hurries worries that the wicked will receive
Their candy from a handsome man and coffee from a thief
She gazes at a hourglass and asks it if it cares
And then she wonders if the lizard likes his lettuce rare

"Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea
Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me
Release me, release me lizard, blizzard of the bee
Mushed inside a sock you still dare me to die
Dare me to die at home"

"Coating all my lungs with honey, sticky coating running runny
Feet of lizard fly and stop and fly and stop and fly
And flicker tongue is licking out to find me, feel me, hide!
Hide from the tongue"

"The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing!
Over land and under ashes, in the sunlight, see it flashes
Find a fly and eat his eye, but don't believe in me.
Don't believe in me, don't believe in me
Don't believe in me, don't believe in me
Don't believe in me"
Track Name: Living In Vain
Living In Vain
I'm living in vain
I'm just watching the rain
I wanna get out
But I just don't know how

I used to have a girlfriend
Who gave me a valentine
At first it made me nervous
But then I think it made me fine

Because I'm living in vain
I'm just watching the rain
I wanna get out
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But I just don't know how

I used to have a grandma
She always called me "dear"
I never knew her purpose
I only knew her atmosphere

Because I'm living in vain
I'm just watchin the rain
I wanna get out
But I just don't know how
Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/residents/living-in-vain-lyrics/#rMmZPKOYJpjJhdZH.99
Track Name: Red Rider
Cellar doors were open
For the storms were out that night
The night reflected from the leaves
The sky was still too bright

I saw her passing as the wind
Was rising in the air
She rode upon a red bicycle
And she had red hair