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Mr. Eyeball's Fantastical Karaoke Apparatus

by Brett Spivey

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Fire 01:52
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no presents (has no presence) In the future A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves (Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, snowness and of sleeves) A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eaves (Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, effervescent eaves A greeting and a meeting team of elves and frosty words (Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, elves and frosty words) A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs (Bing Bing Bing, Bong Bong Bong, other noxious herbs) A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves (Santa! Santa!) A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves (Santa! Santa!) Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no presents (has no presence) In the future
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I love you and 'cause I do My sky has changed >From grey to blue But blue's not just A color of the rainbow It's shade is not a hazy hue But pure and hard My blue sky blue It's like a Roman candle Coming rosebuds "Your words are empty hollow bleatings Of a mental crutch They're open-festered indigestion With a velvet touch An ether-eating Eskimo Would gag upon your sight Convulsed into oblivion >From laughter or from fright A coma with a swee t aroma Is your only dream Malignant with the misconception That a grunt can gleam Your lichen-covered corpuscles Are filthy to my fist Infection is your finest flower Mildewed in the mist." I love you and 'cause I do My skies have changed >From grey to blue But blue's not just a color Of the rainbow It's shade is not a hazy hue But pure and hard My blue sky blue It's like a Roman candle Coming rosebuds Blue rosebuds
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Easter Woman 02:43
Down, feeling down I'm down, down down Down, feeling down I'm down, down down Easter woman came today And took away my wife Took her through an open doorway To the afterlife
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Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding name Was Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blame For putting the gun in your grand-daddy's hand As he was imprinting your face in the sand. The part of the pork chop that you left behind, Has given me breakfast and rendered me blind; I still want you, baby, and I miss you so much. I hated your body, but I needed your touch. image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif Weight Lifting Lulu Is under the lawn Weight Lifting Lulu Forever is gone. Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/the-residents/weightlifting-lulu-lyrics/#3P63yrDGecVCvbUU.99
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Rabbit Habit 03:04
If I see a rabbit, I grab it affectionately I’ve got the rabbit habit and nobody has it like me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEE He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he He loves the rabbits and he knows the rabbits love he I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love me I love the rabbits and I know the rabbits love MEEEEEEEE!
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Once I lived on a dead end street With a little bitty woman with big ol' feet It was always dark, we was always poor The number outside was forty-four One day bad blood creeped in my mind Sucked on my soul and made me blind I thought she lied, so I opened the drawer Pulled out my bullets and my forty-four Forty-four, it was forty-four He couldn't stand that number no more Forty-four, it was forty-four Don't wanna hear that number no more I found her in the store with a preacher man Who laughed when she slapped the gun out of my hand A train went by as I ran out the door The number on the engine was forty-four I rode that train to New Orleans And took my tears to a voodoo queen I couldn't live like that no more It was my birthday, I was forty-four Forty-four, he was forty-four He couldn't stand that number no more Forty-four, he was forty-four Don't wanna hear that number no more Read more: Residents - Forty-Four No More Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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Lizard Lady 02:24
What's a woman going to do but throw away her bread Her feet are feeling funny as she lies beneath the bed She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea And then she crawls and counts her cans and twitches like a flea What she really likes to do is sit upon a pew And make believe that time has stopped and motionless is new Planes are stranded in the sky and drains are stopping, too She alone is laughing under eyelids full of flu She scurries hurries worries that the wicked will receive Their candy from a handsome man and coffee from a thief She gazes at a hourglass and asks it if it cares And then she wonders if the lizard likes his lettuce rare "Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me Release me, release me lizard, blizzard of the bee Mushed inside a sock you still dare me to die Dare me to die at home" "Coating all my lungs with honey, sticky coating running runny Feet of lizard fly and stop and fly and stop and fly And flicker tongue is licking out to find me, feel me, hide! Hide from the tongue" "The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing! Over land and under ashes, in the sunlight, see it flashes Find a fly and eat his eye, but don't believe in me. Don't believe in me, don't believe in me Don't believe in me, don't believe in me Don't believe in me"
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Living In Vain I'm living in vain I'm just watching the rain I wanna get out But I just don't know how I used to have a girlfriend Who gave me a valentine At first it made me nervous But then I think it made me fine Because I'm living in vain I'm just watching the rain I wanna get out image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif But I just don't know how I used to have a grandma She always called me "dear" I never knew her purpose I only knew her atmosphere Because I'm living in vain I'm just watchin the rain I wanna get out But I just don't know how Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/residents/living-in-vain-lyrics/#rMmZPKOYJpjJhdZH.99
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Red Rider 02:30
Cellar doors were open For the storms were out that night The night reflected from the leaves The sky was still too bright I saw her passing as the wind Was rising in the air She rode upon a red bicycle And she had red hair

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Mr. Eyeball's Fatastical Karaoke Apparatus is a tour de force for any Residents or Snakefinger fan that has alway wanted to sing along in their own way. Now's your chance.

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released December 25, 2016

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